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Copebby Waiting For Right Moment to Remind Everyone He Also Got Kicked

Tuesday, Nov 01 2016  -   Spiff Sinister 0 Comment
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ALPHARETTA, GA—Patiently waiting for the group hug to finish, Mathew "Copebby" Irish held off on reminding everyone that Incon wasn’t the only person kicked. “I don’t want to ruin the moment or anything, I just hope they remember me when this is all over,” said Irish. “Look, I know I’m not Incon. I know I’m not going to get a 600 sub-train. But maybe I can get a plastic model train?” Irish continued to reiterate that he understands the situation and that he doesn’t have high expectations. “I’m not asking for a lot here. I just want the sympathy crumbs, not the whole meal.” Former teammate and friend Brandon "Venenu" Casale agrees that Copebby deserves as much drive-by sympathy as he can get. “I clearly messed up by leaving before getting officially kicked and I’ll miss out on the few seconds of time people would have felt bad for me. Don’t do that to Cope. He earned this. He got kicked the right way. Matt’s not being greedy, man, he just wants a sliver of the action. Is that too much to ask?”

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